You're the potato one

  • Trip Tom Hiddleston, he apologizes for having clumsy feet.
  • Shove Tom Hiddleston, he apologizes for getting in your way.
  • Punch Tom Hiddleston, he apologizes for cutting your fist with his cheekbones.
  • Lick Tom Hiddleston, he apologizes for tasting weird.
  • Bite Tom Hiddleston, he apologizes for bleeding in your mouth.
  • Fuck Tom Hiddleston, he apologizes for getting you pregnant.
  • Kill Tom Hiddleston, he apologizes for sending you to jail and not inviting you to his funeral.

11 months ago on June 26th, 2012 |J |VIA -SOURCE